{"product_id":"brokeit-cnc-carved-funny-hardwood-sign-copy","title":"Broke It | CNC-Carved Funny  Hardwood Sign","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the person who keeps getting called after somebody else “fixed” it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m Here Because You Broke It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e sign is CNC-carved from real hardwood, then hand painted, hand finished, signed, dated, and stamped by Whiskey River Craftworks. Featuring a hand holding a wrench with one very specific finger doing the talking, this already-designed snarky hardwood sign is built for garages, repair shops, workshops, tool rooms, man caves, and anyone who has ever had to clean up somebody else’s mechanical masterpiece.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost already-designed carved pieces take \u003cstrong\u003e4–6 weeks before shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e. If we already have one finished and ready to roll, it may ship sooner.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Craftworks","offers":[{"title":"18\" x 6\"","offer_id":52458446029016,"sku":null,"price":68.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/0505\/3144\/files\/20260824_104417.jpg?v=1789423840","url":"https:\/\/whiskeyrivercraftworks.com\/products\/brokeit-cnc-carved-funny-hardwood-sign-copy","provider":"Whiskey River Craftworks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}