{"product_id":"chaotic-trash","title":"Chaotic Trash | CNC-Carved Fantasy Raccoon Hardwood Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the tabletop player whose alignment is questionable and whose life choices are somehow worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eChaotic Trash\u003c\/strong\u003e sign is CNC-carved from real hardwood, then hand painted, hand finished, signed, dated, and stamped by Whiskey River Craftworks. Featuring an already-designed hooded fantasy raccoon armed and ready for absolute nonsense, this gaming-inspired hardwood sign is built for game rooms, taverns, dice corners, behind the DM screen, and anyone who proudly identifies as a chaotic little trash panda.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost already-designed carved pieces take \u003cstrong\u003e4–6 weeks before shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e. If we already have one finished and ready to roll, it may ship sooner.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Craftworks","offers":[{"title":"10 1\/2 X 15 inches","offer_id":51701112668376,"sku":"102193","price":117.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16 1\/2 X 22 inches","offer_id":51701112701144,"sku":"102194","price":227.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/0505\/3144\/files\/20260506_103538.jpg?v=1779312229","url":"https:\/\/whiskeyrivercraftworks.com\/products\/chaotic-trash","provider":"Whiskey River Craftworks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}