{"product_id":"herpes","title":"Herpes","description":"Because sometimes you need to keep things in perspective. This hand-carved hardwood sign delivers the brutally honest message \"When Life Gives You Lemons, At Least It Wasn't Herpes.\" Perfect for anyone with a twisted sense of humor who appreciates a good reality check. Comes ready to hang and guaranteed to spark conversations, laughs, and a few raised eyebrows. Display it wherever you need a daily dose of dark comedy.","brand":"Whiskey River Craftworks","offers":[{"title":"12 X 6 inches","offer_id":51415297917144,"sku":"102014","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/0505\/3144\/files\/20251003_115937.jpg?v=1772589621","url":"https:\/\/whiskeyrivercraftworks.com\/products\/herpes","provider":"Whiskey River Craftworks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}