{"product_id":"manhood-candle","title":"Manhood Candle","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe Ultimate Shop Monument\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eForget the lavender-scented pillars and grocery store tea lights. This is the Manhood Candle—a handcrafted, unfiltered tribute to the shop-floor sense of humor. Specifically designed for the space that doesn't do \"polite,\" this piece features our signature lifelike finish\u003cstrong\u003e, \u003c\/strong\u003ecapturing a level of detail that standard novelty candles wouldn't dare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWhy It’s the Mascot Your Shop Needs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHyper-Detailed Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Our \"Lifelike\" version is precision-molded to highlight every detail—it’s the heavy-hitter of our adult collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Gag:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether it’s a centerpiece for a bachelor party or a permanent resident on your workbench, it’s guaranteed to be the most talked-about item in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHand-Poured Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e We don't do mass-produced junk. Each candle is poured with high-quality wax right here in our shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e These are built for laughs, but they do actually burn. Just keep them away from anything flammable—like your dignity or the shop rags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Craftworks","offers":[{"title":"Lifelike","offer_id":51415300899032,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/0505\/3144\/files\/20251128_104648.jpg?v=1772714031","url":"https:\/\/whiskeyrivercraftworks.com\/products\/manhood-candle","provider":"Whiskey River Craftworks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}