{"product_id":"nautical-acquisition","title":"Nautical Acquisition","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eBring the lawless, adventurous spirit of the high seas into your space with the \"Nautical Acquisition\" solid hardwood sign. Featuring a classic skull and crossbones design, this plaque proudly proclaims your crew as \"Nautical Acquisition and Redistribution Specialists\" offering \"Reasonable Rates\"—the ultimate tongue-in-cheek tribute for pirates, privateers, and tabletop rogues alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eAn incredible addition to a home bar, game room, or custom tavern space, each sign is precision CNC-carved from premium solid hardwood. The design is finished to showcase the rich, contrasting natural wood grain, making the bold lettering and rustic pirate aesthetic truly stand out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Material:\u003c\/b\u003e Precision CNC-machined from high-quality solid hardwood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e Sturdy, durable solid wood construction made to last a lifetime of voyages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eReady to Display:\u003c\/b\u003e Features an integrated wall hanger on the back for quick and easy mounting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Accent:\u003c\/b\u003e A bold piece of pop-culture fantasy decor for anyone who loves high-seas adventure and tabletop RPGs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Craftworks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51701130264792,"sku":"102229","price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/0505\/3144\/files\/20260520_095919.jpg?v=1779313932","url":"https:\/\/whiskeyrivercraftworks.com\/products\/nautical-acquisition","provider":"Whiskey River Craftworks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}