{"product_id":"procrastinating","title":"Procrastinating | CNC-Carved Snarky Hardwood Sign","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the wall that was supposed to get decorated three projects ago.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProcrastinating\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e sign is CNC-carved from real hardwood, then hand painted, hand finished, signed, dated, and stamped by Whiskey River Craftworks. Featuring an already-designed bold typographic layout, this snarky hardwood sign is built for workshops, game rooms, home offices, studios, garages, and anyone who treats “just five more minutes” like a legally binding lifestyle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMost already-designed carved pieces take \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e4–6 weeks before shipping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. If we already have one finished and ready to roll, it may ship sooner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey River Craftworks","offers":[{"title":"12\" x 12\"","offer_id":51819167613144,"sku":"102310","price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/0505\/3144\/files\/20260520_100245.jpg?v=1779315792","url":"https:\/\/whiskeyrivercraftworks.com\/products\/procrastinating","provider":"Whiskey River Craftworks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}