• Handcrafted relief-carved hardwood sign, fully customizable to feature your choice of text, imagery, or unique design elements.
  • Handcrafted relief-carved hardwood sign, fully customizable to feature your choice of text, imagery, or unique design elements.
  • Angled shot of a Handcrafted relief-carved hardwood sign, fully customizable to feature your choice of text, imagery, or unique design elements.
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Whiskey River Craftworks

50s Garage | Custom CNC-Carved Hardwood Garage Sign

50s Garage | Custom CNC-Carved Hardwood Garage Sign

$280.00 USD
$280.00 USD
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Best results come from clear, well-lit photos. Most angles can work, but waist-level shots usually give us the best movement and depth for the carving. Blurry parking-lot evidence is still not ideal.

Your garage called. It wants more chrome, better vibes, and fewer boring walls.

The 50s Garage sign is CNC-carved from real hardwood, then hand painted, hand finished, signed, dated, and stamped by Whiskey River Craftworks. Upload your vehicle photo, add your custom text, and we’ll turn it into a personalized garage sign built for shops, man caves, car lovers, and anyone who thinks wall decor should have horsepower.

Because this is a true custom piece, current lead time is 6–8 weeks before shipping. Good work takes time. So does convincing wood to behave.

How Custom Orders Work

Pick your size, choose your color, upload your photo, and add the text you want changed or personalized.

We’ll reach out within a few days to confirm the details, then email you a proof so you can check the image and spelling before we carve. Once the wood chips start flying, typos get a lot more permanent.

Every custom order is built first-in, first-out and truly made to order. Custom pieces usually take 6–8 weeks before shipping.

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Nope. We use a CNC mill for carving for shape, but all glue-ups, sanding, painting, finishing, and design are done by humans. No lasers, no robots, just elbow grease.

Already-designed carved pieces usually take 4–6 weeks before shipping. True custom work, photo-based pieces, major design changes, portraits, memorial pieces, and larger custom builds usually take 6–8 weeks before shipping. Fragrance items usually ship in 2–3 business days. We work first-in, first-out because chaos still needs a line.

Yep—orders over $50 get free shipping. Under $50? Sorry, small potatoes still pay for postage.

Yep. Designs, sizes, wood type, or paint color? Just ask. If it doesn't involve a unicorn or time travel, we'll make it happen. Actually, We can do Unicorns too!

Custom orders have a 24-hour grace period. After that… maybe. If we haven't started carving, painting, and finishing yet, we can try. Once we start, it's basically immortal.

Yes. We offer wholesale and bulk orders. While we won't usually carve a thousand tiny "World's Okayest Employee" signs, large enough orders are absolutely welcome. Email us and we'll discuss the details.

Kind of. We vend almost every weekend in the summer from our 1963 TravelEz Camper-turned-boutique. In winter, we haul it inside for shows. Dust, sawdust, and paint smell included.

No. But if there's an issue, reach out—we'll help however our tiny little business can.

Close. Wood is a diva—it moves, has knots, and does dumb stuff. Each piece is one-of-a-kind, signed, dated, and stamped. Colors and size may vary slightly.

Usually listed on the product. Want something different? Ask—we can quote pretty much any size.

Locally sourced hardwood. Species vary, and each one is unique. See #9 for wood diva behavior. Want something specific? Just ask.

They come with attached hangers. Garage, man-cave, cabin, or above your desk—you're in charge. There are some exceptions for our outdoor signs.

Gentle. Not too much water. No magic spells. Basically, don't leave it out in the rain unless we made it to do so.

Yep. Hand-painted, so slight variation is part of the charm. See #15 if you need color matching.

Yes. Email us. If it's possible in the real world, we'll make it happen.