• Handcrafted "90'S Kitchen" 6oz soy-blend candle, featuring a zesty, fresh-squeezed lemon scent that captures the crisp, clean nostalgia of 1990s chore days.
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Whiskey River Craftworks

90'S Kitchen 6oz Candle

90'S Kitchen 6oz Candle

$18.00 USD
$18.00 USD
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90’s Kitchen – 6oz Soy Blend Candle (Fresh Lemon)

Step into a time machine set straight to Mom’s supercharged 90’s kitchen—where everything smelled like lemon cleaner, chrome toasters, and the raw power of “nobody leaves until this house is spotless.”

90’s Kitchen is a zesty burst of bright, fresh-squeezed lemon that instantly transports you back to chore-day Saturdays, scrubbing counters while the radio blasted boy bands and no one dared track in mud. Clean, sharp, and unmistakably nostalgic, it’s the scent of childhood… and slightly questionable décor choices.

Hand-poured in small batches, because you deserve a lemon vibe that doesn’t come in a neon-yellow spray bottle.

Light it when you want:

🍋 A crisp, clean energy boost

🎶 A throwback to simpler (and lemonier) times

✨ A scent that screams “my house is clean, even if the laundry says otherwise”

90’s Kitchen: The lemony blast from the past you didn’t know you needed

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Nope. We use a CNC mill for carving for shape, but all glue-ups, sanding, painting, finishing, and design are done by humans. No lasers, no robots, just elbow grease.

Usually 4-6 weeks for carving and finishing, and 3-5 days in shipping transit. Yes, we know that sounds long. Yes, it's worth it. No, we can't magically teleport it to your door. We work first in first out. Fragrance Items usually ship in 2-3 days.

Yep—orders over $50 get free shipping. Under $50? Sorry, small potatoes still pay for postage.

Yep. Designs, sizes, wood type, or paint color? Just ask. If it doesn't involve a unicorn or time travel, we'll make it happen. Actually, We can do Unicorns too!

Custom orders have a 24-hour grace period. After that… maybe. If we haven't started carving, painting, and finishing yet, we can try. Once we start, it's basically immortal.

Yes. We offer wholesale and bulk orders. While we won't usually carve a thousand tiny "World's Okayest Employee" signs, large enough orders are absolutely welcome. Email us and we'll discuss the details.

Kind of. We vend almost every weekend in the summer from our 1963 TravelEz Camper-turned-boutique. In winter, we haul it inside for shows. Dust, sawdust, and paint smell included.

No. But if there's an issue, reach out—we'll help however our tiny little business can.

Close. Wood is a diva—it moves, has knots, and does dumb stuff. Each piece is one-of-a-kind, signed, dated, and stamped. Colors and size may vary slightly.

Usually listed on the product. Want something different? Ask—we can quote pretty much any size.

Locally sourced hardwood. Species vary, and each one is unique. See #9 for wood diva behavior. Want something specific? Just ask.

They come with attached hangers. Garage, man-cave, cabin, or above your desk—you're in charge. There are some exceptions for our outdoor signs.

Gentle. Not too much water. No magic spells. Basically, don't leave it out in the rain unless we made it to do so.

Yep. Hand-painted, so slight variation is part of the charm. See #15 if you need color matching.

Yes. Email us. If it's possible in the real world, we'll make it happen.