Each Manhood Candle is approximately 5 inches tall and made as a 3 oz (85g) soy blend candle. They are hand poured, hand painted, and finished one awkward little masterpiece at a time by Whiskey River Craftworks.
Nope. These are unscented, because this much “manhood” does not need to smell like sandalwood and poor decisions.
No. The base candle color comes in various skin tones, and the vein details are painted by hand. That means small variations are normal — handmade things do not come from the copy-paste department.
Not exactly. Each candle is finished by hand, so skin tone and painted vein details may vary slightly from the photos. Same general idea, different little personality problem.
Both. It is funny enough to gift and still made as a candle. Burn it, display it, or let it sit there making guests question your decorating choices.
Place it on a heat-safe candle dish before lighting. Burn in short sessions, keep it away from drafts, pets, kids, curtains, and anything else that should not be introduced to flame.
Yep. We ship Manhood Candles anywhere in the USA. Orders over $50 ship free.